What became of all the Nonnas?

 This.

Inna Pasta

Man:

"Porco miseria!" "Per che you gotta putta anchovies inna pasta?!"

Woman:

"Ma che anchovy. I no putta no anchovy."

Man:

"Stronza! Donna you lie to me! I canna smella anchovies!!"

Woman:

"Si....you canna smell. Anchovy uppa your culo!"